Foot Darts, The Soccer/Darts Mashup You've Always Dreamed Of

July 15, 2016

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Foot Darts is a mashup between soccer and shooting darts. It's not as dangerous as regular darts and nowhere near as dangerous as lawn darts which is the best darts game invented so far. Basically you kick a Velcro-covered soccer ball at a giant inflatable dart board. I'm not sure how you're supposed to retrieve the balls stuck to the upper half of the board, but in my mind it involves a Velcro-covered child. I would suck at Foot Darts because I have no aim so I'd have to run up and cheat like a kid playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E Cheese. I won't earn any tickets for my effort though, and I'll go home with no Tootsie Rolls or Chinese finger-traps.

Keep going for a couple videos, the first of which has an entirely too intense soundtrack for a video about Foot Darts.

Thanks to James, who agrees somebody should invent a game that's like a life-size version of foosball except the players can run around free.

  • Crystal Guan

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  • hovnik

    Has anyone ever hit the top half?

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's pretty feasible if you toe-kick... And it's equally feasible you break your toe.

  • You can order these here, look like great fun might get myself one! http://www.premium-inflatab...

  • BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

    I can't believe I read an article about something called Foot Darts on Geekologie and didn't see a single "farts" joke.

  • Xockszky

    Alright.... who the hell didn't think of this earlier?

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  • Xockszky

    I currently don't give a shit.

  • steamwolf

    does it include a 20ft long gaff hook to pull a double 20 off the board?

  • The_Wretched

    It's not darts without spikes to make it entertaining.

  • Xockszky

    There was lawn darts, but they got banned. The box should have had a label saying "do not throw at people".

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