Finally, A Giant Photo-Realistic Tortilla Beach Towel

July 7, 2016

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This is the $35 Tortilla Towel. Each side is printed with a different photo-realistic tortilla. That way you can lay on the beach and pretend you're burrito ingredients. Are you beans and cheese today, or are you carne asada? Maybe you're carnitas. Me? I am citrus-marinated chicken and sour cream. I love sour cream. When I was a kid I hated it though because it has sour in the name and that made me think it was cream that had gone bad, and I didn't eat anything with sour in the name except candy that f***ed the roof of your mouth up. Now I love sour cream. My girlfriend and I have even started messing around with it in the bedroom. And by messing around with it I mean trying to make tacos in the dark. You ever woken up in the morning and found half a beef soft taco under your pillow? That shit blows anything the Tooth Fairy ever left out of the water.

Keep going for the exact video I expected for a towel that looks like a giant burrito.

Thanks to Jade, who's going to get two and pretend she's the cheese in a quesadilla.

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