This is a picture of a rug, a table and a cell phone. Can you spot the cell phone? Allegedly Facebooker Jeya May Cruz dropped her cell phone and it disappeared into the carpet. Or did she plant it there? That seems like almost too perfect a drop. And how'd she take the picture? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I'M REALLY ABOUT TO TELL YOU WHERE IT IS: just to the right of the right table leg. See it? It has a flower patterned case on it. Once you see it you can't unsee it but If that phone was a ninja it would have had plenty of time to fill you full of throwing stars already. Also, if I had dropped my cell phone on that rug we wouldn't be playing photo-hunt, we'd be playing somebody drive me to the phone repair store because my screen shattered. I have bad luck and bad knees so you can forget about a BJ.
Thanks to Starfish, who will probably still take up the whole bed even if you ask nicely.