Custom Fabricated Boba Fett Escaping From Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table

July 20, 2016


This is a custom fabricated coffee table produced by Tom Spina Designs featuring Boba Fett's escape from the Sarlacc Pit. The table measures 44-inches in diameter, 20-inches in height and was made for somebody with a Star Wars themed home theater room and money to burn. Man, I wish I had money to burn. Or freeze. I just wish I had money. *turns out pockets* See? Zilch. "What's up with all the condoms?" I'm going to an orgy after work. "And the casserole dish?" It's a potluck.

Keep going for a couple more shots as well as the much more subtle wampa cave themed coffee table they made previously.






Thanks to Hefe, who wants to know who all these rich people with Star Wars themed home theaters are.

  • Froggie

    They should put THIS on top of the table.

  • No one is going to comment on the fact that he blew himself out with his jet pack instead of clawing his way out?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No. Because they're all too busy laughing their heads off at how stupid this is and how stupid anyone who buys it must be... I assume.

  • Froggie

    You are right GD, they should all be out cruising public toilets for rough sex like you

  • GeneralDisorder

    The deal was you weren't supposed to tell anyone! See if you get any action again.

  • Froggie

    Oh well played sir, well played.
    *golf clap*

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