Because there will never be enough kitchen gadgets, this is the $15 Clever Cutter, a combination knife and cutting board that you can use like a pair of scissors to chop fruits and vegetables and cheese and the fingers of your enemies. TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE MONEY.
Clever Cutter 2-in-1 Knife & Cutting Board is the fast, easy way to chop vegetables, fruits, meats, cheese and more. Stainless steel blades easily cut through the toughest meats and slice perfectly thin foods for simple, elegant serving. Now you can easily slice, chop and carve foods for the perfect salad, kabobs, stir fry and much more.
Admittedly, as far as kitchen gadgets go, this isn't the least practical one I've ever seen. Of course that isn't saying much because there are a lot of ridiculous novelty kitchen products out there. Things that really makes you think, "Who in actual hell would ever buy that shit?" My girlfriend owns them all, by the way.
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Thanks to Jules, who prefers using an actual knife because you never know when you're going to need to stab someone.