Chinese University Constructs New Building That Looks Suspiciously Like A Giant Toilet

July 8, 2016


This is a newly constructed building at the North China University of Water Conservancy and Electric Power in Heinan, China. It looks like a giant crapper. Allegedly the resemblance is unintentional, although I find that near impossible to believe. Nobody could have looked at the blueprints for this thing and not thought, 'Oh yeah, that's a shitter alright.' China actually banned the construction of "weird buildings" earlier this year after complaints the building for the country's state-run newspaper looks like a giant penis, and the Beijing airport a massive vulva. The only thing that could make this look any more like a giant toilet would be a rooftop swimming pool in the bowl and a handle to flush. Oh, and maybe a moat of urine around the whole thing because men are disgusting and can't aim for shit. The only excuse for peeing on the floor is having a penis so heavy you can't aim it and there's only one person in the world with that problem and you're looking at him and I only pee outside so it's all good.

Keep going for one more shot from a different angle that makes it look SLIGHTLY less like a toilet.


Thanks to hairless, who informed me he's never used a bidet before. Me neither. Twinsies?!

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