What Are You Doing, Stop: Guy Plays w/ Giant Earthworm

June 8, 2016

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Heck heck, snort it!

This is a video of intrepid explorer Phil Torres (whatever, you ain't got shit on Dora!) and the 4-foot earthworm he found while traveling to the Sumaco Volcano in Equador. He estimates it weighed about a pound. Could you imagine the fish you could catch with that thing on your hook? You could probably land a space shark. "What the hell is a space shark?" What does it sound like? "A giant shark that lives in space?" See? That wasn't so hard now, was it? And speaking of not hard-- "Please, nothing about your penis." Fine, I guess we're done here then.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who informed me there's no way he could be an earthworm because earthworms have hair on each segment. Biological fact!

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