Turn A Watermelon Into A Keg With A Watermelon Tap

June 6, 2016

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This is the $20 Watermelon Keg Kit. It comes with everything you need to turn a watermelon into a drink-dispensing keg (read: a tap and coring tool). At first I thought it was for drinking the insides of a watermelon, but it's not, it's made for hollowing out a watermelon, filling it with booze (or non-alcoholic fruit punch or queso), and drinking from the watermelon. No word if it also works on pineapples. And, way more importantly, no word if it also works on human heads. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. *stroking pet cobra* Oh shit it bit me I suck at supervillaining I want my old life back.

Hit the jump for a video in case you needed a video about a watermelon keg.

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Thanks to Lydia, who informed me she's going to make hot cider and use one of these to serve it in a pumpkin when it gets cold this fall because apparently she's Martha Stewart.

  • BarryDennen12

    Completely not what I was expecting, I thought it'd be a way to tap the watermelon and drink watermelon water. Fuck these guys

  • GeneralDisorder

    It would be hard to lock the spout inside but doable. You just need something to liquify all the guts. A screen to sift out the seeds and you're basically there.

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