To promote the upcoming Sadako vs. Kayoko horror film, the two characters (from The Ring and The Grudge) threw and hit the first pitch at a recent baseball game in Japan. Thankfully, there were also a handful of cartoon animal characters on the field to make the whole thing less scary. I don't like scary movies. You can call me whatever you want, but I don't like horror movies. I am very delicate. "You're a dildo." What's that have to do with not liking scary movies? "Nothing, you just said I could call you whatever I want." And you chose dildo? "Mhmm." Put me in your butt. "What?" I promise I'll keep my arms by my sides.
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Thanks to n0nentity, who may be some sort of weird ghost-person thing himself. I vote we try burning him with fire.