This is a video edited by Youtuber Mayor Werts of clips of Guy Fieri eating on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives with Johnny Cash's cover of 'Hurt' providing the soundtrack. It is arguably the most logical thing on the internet right now. One of those things that just makes sense to everybody. A universal truth. Like peeing in the shower is good for the environment, but pooping isn't. You know for being such a happy-go-lucky seeming dude, I never realized how much profound sadness you can see in Guy's face if you pause the video while he's eating. There is much pain behind that two-tone beard. Also, mayo.
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