Spy Hunter: Driver Throws Spikes, Uses (Probably Unintentional) Smokescreen Trying To Evade Police

June 15, 2016


This is a police dash-cam video from Marijampolė, Lithuania of a driver trying to evade police by throwing caltrops (visible in the picture above, think giant spikey toy jacks) and using an unintentional smokescreen (I think he blew his head gasket). Clearly this man is a fan of the classic video game Spy Hunter. Drive into the back of the red weapons van to upgrade to an oil slick! Swerve left at the fork in the road to turn into a boat! Oooooor just wait to get rammed off the road by police, which is what happens. You really needed that oil slick, homie. Remind me to never hire you if I need a get-away driver. Shit, I wouldn't hire you to be a pizza delivery driver even if our motto was "Six hours or less or your pizza is 10% off."

Keep going for the video, caltrop throw is around 0:50. Who keeps caltrops in their car?

Thanks to Andy, who would have dumped marbles out of the back and hoped for the best but been immediately rammed off the road and arrested.

  • Deksam

    He needed a few 50lbs boxes of spikes dropped out the back door.

  • MrJimmyCleaver .

    Darn! Was hoping they still be chasing the suspect till they drive into a shed and still be chasing it in speedboats down the long ass river. THAT would of totally been Spy Hunter material.

  • Meh

    Nice to see, too bad it didn't work as well as he thought, as there wasn't enough distance. Nice to see people trying it though.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Someone has been watching too many movies...

  • Bling Nye

    Open this in another tab, hit play, then come back and watch this one on mute.

  • Kaizer Chief
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