Shaman Cat Performs Ritual, Grants Kittens Nine Lives

June 22, 2016

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This is a video of a shaman cat transferring energy from the spirit world into this one to grant two newborn kittens nine lives. At first I didn't think it was an authentic shaman cat because it's not wearing a bird and mouse skull necklace and is carrying no visible amulets or talismans, but I definitely recognized some of those moves from my own village's shaman. He infused me with the energy of a sex spirit, you know. Unfortunately, he also infused me with the energy of the world's ugliest spirit, so it might be awhile before my sex spirit sees any action. *penis spins around like an airplane propeller* I'm trying man, I swear.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Rebecca, who knows a back alley cat shaman that dabbles in the dark arts and will grant kittens 10 lives -- for a price.

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