This is a video of Supergirl stuntwoman and actual ninja warrior (she also "has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, a black sash in Kung Fu, as well as training in five other martial arts") Jessie Graff destroying the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course. I hate using words like destroy but there really is no other way to describe her performance, she kills it. I hate using phrases like kills it, but she does, it was epic. I hate using words like epic, period. The internet is a giant shithole. Seriously though, this woman's performance is amazing. She has more strength in one finger than I have in my entire upper body. I told myself I'd be bikini ready by the 4th of July, but it's not looking good. "Maybe by the 4th of July next year?" Maybe by the 4th of July, 2025. And that's if I'm lucky and sign up for every experimental weight-loss program between now and then plus arson the Burger King across the street from my apartment.
Hit the jump for the no, actually you couldn't do that.
Thanks to Ian, who got sore from just watching this and had to lay down.