Real Supergirl Stuntwoman Beats American Ninja Warrior Course In Wonder Woman Costume

June 8, 2016

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This is a video of Supergirl stuntwoman and actual ninja warrior (she also "has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, a black sash in Kung Fu, as well as training in five other martial arts") Jessie Graff destroying the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course. I hate using words like destroy but there really is no other way to describe her performance, she kills it. I hate using phrases like kills it, but she does, it was epic. I hate using words like epic, period. The internet is a giant shithole. Seriously though, this woman's performance is amazing. She has more strength in one finger than I have in my entire upper body. I told myself I'd be bikini ready by the 4th of July, but it's not looking good. "Maybe by the 4th of July next year?" Maybe by the 4th of July, 2025. And that's if I'm lucky and sign up for every experimental weight-loss program between now and then plus arson the Burger King across the street from my apartment.

Hit the jump for the no, actually you couldn't do that.

Thanks to Ian, who got sore from just watching this and had to lay down.

  • shashi

    for the uk audience https://youtu.be/UB7SMm-1GZ8

  • Julio Costa - O Paranau√™

    Thank you. These country blocks suck!

  • GreyMatter

    Thanks from the Aussie audience

  • Wilf Smith

    Amazing, be cool to see her do later stages - do they have the big final tower climb in the US version that they had in the Japanese version ?

  • david

    Raise your hand if you're a man who a) has ever claimed that women were inherently weaker than men and b) couldn't finish that course if your life depended on it.

    (Bonus points if you still secretly think you could beat her time)

  • Wilf Smith

    Omg. Derp. Unhelpful and inaccurate shit stirring. But bonus points for making things worse. Women *are* inherently weaker than men. People ( male and female ) are not uniform in capability however. Just because trained athletes are better at athletics than non trained athletes has absolutely zero impact on the whole women are inherently weaker statement. I shouldn't even have to explain that.

    The differences between men and women are slight and with training it's very possible to exceed the average, and with great training to reach the highest levels. With equal training the differences are negligible - measurable, but negligible in the normal scale of things.

    Unless of course all those olympic records are lies and there is inherent bias in awarding all the guys the quicker times, the longer distances and blah.

    There are differences between the sexes. And that's ok. It doesn't make one sex better than the other. And in many cases the differences are statistically small enough that in normal life it makes no odds. But don't try to beat down misogyny with derpy inaccurate facts. It gives misogynists an easy angle of attack and makes you look like an idiot.

  • david

    Relax dude, I was making a joke, and poking fun at the actual people who do exist who believe all women are weak.

    People, for example, who think women shouldn't be allowed in the military. I know guys in the military who've made that argument, and I know girls who could kick their asses. Yeah, not all guys think that way, but some certainly do.

  • What a waste, she could have been in the kitchen making sandwiches but no.

  • GeneralDisorder

    A women like that doesn't know where the kitchen is.

  • Bling Nye

    A woman like that could kill you with the sandwich.

  • What a way to go though.

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  • I'm guessing you're a freelance sandwich maker.

  • Bling Nye

    *swoons*

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