One Elon Musk Tweet Hit Samsung For $580-Million

June 9, 2016


A single tweet from Elon Musk clarifying that Tesla is working with Panasonic and not Samsung for its upcoming Tesla Model 3 batteries sent Samsung stock down 8% for a market capitalization loss of almost $580-million. Ouch. Panasonic went up about $800-million and I won't see a penny of it because nobody gives me the insider trading scoop on these things. I could have day-traded myself rich. Instead I day-ate myself into a food coma. Now look at me -- I've got this crazy computer machine and all these tubes keeping me alive. "That's a PS4 and a maze of bendy straws." Pretty cool, right? I can drink chocolate milk in the fridge without getting off the couch.

Thanks to DT, who heard a rumor that Tesla is working closely with Geekologie for its in-car entertainment services, a rumor I can absolutely, 100% confirm at this time. *rubs hands together, waits to get rich*

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