Nailed It: Somebody's Custom Metallica License Plate

June 2, 2016

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This a shot of somebody who would stop at nothing to get the Metallica license plate of their dreams. Thankfully for them there was no epic quest involved and all they had to do was get a ETALLIC license plate and add a stylized M and A to a piece of paper. Pretty clever. So clever I've been inspired to follow my own heart and finally order a custom ENISJOK license plate from the DMV. "And add a P and an E?" Of course add a P and E, plus a doodle of a little penis with arms and legs smiling and waving to other drivers. Who knows, maybe I'll even give him googly eyes.

Thanks to MadDog 20/20, which they stopped selling at my local beer store because it was too delicious for the neighborhood to handle.

  • asdfadfs

    I bet this is somehow illegal and some killjoy slaps the poor guy with a ridiculously massive fine

  • bluecheesedressing

    Nothing more metal than a Volvo C30 hatchback. Yes it's practical, fuel efficient and safest in class but it handles so angst-fully. Ride the lightning!

  • the antagonist

    Dude, I miss my C30. Such a great car. I wish Volvo still made them. There aren't many options out there if you want fun, practical, safe, and cool (relatively) all in one package.

  • Jeff Buehring

    Ride the Lightning should be for the Tesla.

  • saddavemustaine

    Turbo 5-cyl, dude. Faster than "Hit The Lights".

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's making me feel like a wuss for wanting to put a flamethrower pipe on my 2005 Grand Marquis. I already have a name for it too. I'd call it Marquis De Flamme.

  • asdfadfs

    marquis is like a duke who's lands are a strip along a contested border right?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Apparently more similar to a Count but with land bordering another nation. It seems the true meaning has mostly faded into obscurity with the end of feudalism.

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