Meow?: A Battery-Powered Twitching Cat Tail For Humans

June 15, 2016

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This is the Twitchy Kitty Electronic Tail designed and sold by ThinkGeek ($35). You just clip it to the back of your waistband, and two AA batteries keeps it swishing back and forth for hours and hours. Of course, if you're a hardcore furry this thing probably looks like a joke to you. Please, I can see the battery box! You're completely taking me out of my furry fantasy. I need REALISM. And if that involves scouring the roadside for a roadkilled possum and having its tail grafted above my butthole, so be it. I'M JOKING, a skunk or racoon tail will do just as long as it doesn't have any visible tire tracks.

Thanks to Cyndi, who offered to buy me one, which I graciously declined because I think I might really be on to something with this roadkill idea.

  • Deksam

    And you know that freaking messed girl who identifies as a cat, will be one of the first to get one.

  • valdin

    They had moving cat ears for sale at comic con not long ago. This was inevitable.

  • Isaac Bow.

    does it come in brown http://vignette1.wikia.noco...

  • Couldn't even get a person to sport this? Mannequin in frumpy stretch pants was the best way to debut this? At least the battery pack isn't huge and unsightly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    For those who aren't brave or tough enough for the anal plug version.

  • Andyman7714

    Also known as the "French Tickler".

  • FTGT Ron

    To really up the realism factor - wear it in front, under your pants.

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