Leonardo da Vinci's Four Armed And Legged 'Vitruvian Man' Gets An Action Figure

June 13, 2016


Finally, everybody's second favorite da Vinci nude is now available as an action figure. "What's everybody's first favorite nude?" David. "David was sculpted by Michelangelo." Boy is my face red. And palms hairy. Finally, everybody's first favorite da Vinci nude is now available as an action figure. Vitruvian Man costs $60, stands 6-inches tall and has four poseable arms and legs. Plus a penis that look like it's engulfed in flames. Man, my penis has been on fire before. "Please tell me you weren't using it to try to roast a marshmallow." Sexy s'mores made so much more sense in my head.

Keep going for several more shots of the poseability.






  • Mr. Popo

    It looks like a stand from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.


  • Emmitt Morgans

    Is it called the "Virtruvian Man" to avoid getting sued by Leonardo Da Vinci?

    I don't know if adding an "r" is enough... I've heard he's pretty litigious!

  • Roark

    Now with Live action Scrotum

  • For some reason that last shot of him running just makes me laugh. Like, just imagining him spinning like a wheel kills me.

  • CrazyUncleNicola

    I didnt know I wanted or needed this Figma. I'm now $60 poorer. Your move S.H. Figuarts

  • Jenness

    All that time and effort and the penis doesn't move or at least can be flipped by a hidden scrotum lever to be fully erect. What were they thinking?! Not about the penis that's for sure.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is amazing.

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