Leonardo da Vinci's Four Armed And Legged 'Vitruvian Man' Gets An Action Figure

June 13, 2016

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Finally, everybody's second favorite da Vinci nude is now available as an action figure. "What's everybody's first favorite nude?" David. "David was sculpted by Michelangelo." Boy is my face red. And palms hairy. Finally, everybody's first favorite da Vinci nude is now available as an action figure. Vitruvian Man costs $60, stands 6-inches tall and has four poseable arms and legs. Plus a penis that look like it's engulfed in flames. Man, my penis has been on fire before. "Please tell me you weren't using it to try to roast a marshmallow." Sexy s'mores made so much more sense in my head.

Keep going for several more shots of the poseability.

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