This is the $5,645 *spit-takes Ecto Cooler Hi-C* Rocket Coffee Table designed by Cyprus-based furniture designer Stelios Mousarris (previously: his insane wooden Inception table). PSSHOOOOOOOW!! That was the sound of a rocketship taking off by the way. I hope you put your earplugs in. I should have warned you, I'm sorry.
"I have been collecting toys and action figures and anything nostalgic from my childhood until this day,' says Mousarris on his website. 'Every time I take a look at my collectibles I remember my childhood, when I used to play for hours on end without a care in the world. I wanted to recreate that feeling of carefreeness and nostalgia with the Rocket Coffee Table."
I like it. Of course I like everything with a rocketship theme but that's just me and I beg my girlfriend to play space rangers with me every night before bed. I lay there looking up at the glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling and pretend to press buttons and prepare for blastoff. She'll usually make believe with me for a minute or two before she realizes that she's in bed with a six year old trapped inside an adult's body and asks me to go sleep on the couch. Or Moonbase Bravo as I like to call it.
Keep going for several more shots.
Thanks to Lydia, who agrees the most important part of a coffee table isn't the table at all, it's what you put on it. Usually my feet until my mom yells at me.