Kinda Want: A Rocket Ships Blasting Off Coffee Table

June 13, 2016


This is the $5,645 *spit-takes Ecto Cooler Hi-C* Rocket Coffee Table designed by Cyprus-based furniture designer Stelios Mousarris (previously: his insane wooden Inception table). PSSHOOOOOOOW!! That was the sound of a rocketship taking off by the way. I hope you put your earplugs in. I should have warned you, I'm sorry.

"I have been collecting toys and action figures and anything nostalgic from my childhood until this day,' says Mousarris on his website. 'Every time I take a look at my collectibles I remember my childhood, when I used to play for hours on end without a care in the world. I wanted to recreate that feeling of carefreeness and nostalgia with the Rocket Coffee Table."

I like it. Of course I like everything with a rocketship theme but that's just me and I beg my girlfriend to play space rangers with me every night before bed. I lay there looking up at the glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling and pretend to press buttons and prepare for blastoff. She'll usually make believe with me for a minute or two before she realizes that she's in bed with a six year old trapped inside an adult's body and asks me to go sleep on the couch. Or Moonbase Bravo as I like to call it.

Keep going for several more shots.




Thanks to Lydia, who agrees the most important part of a coffee table isn't the table at all, it's what you put on it. Usually my feet until my mom yells at me.

  • Belisimo bravo

  • KLanD

    How is this table even remotely worth that much?

    I wouldn't pay $650, let alone $5650. I mean it's got about $50 worth of materials in it..

  • Wait! The hell are you getting this ecto cooler?!?!

  • NES__still_the_best

    He's charging ten times too much for this. His inception table is cheaper than this, and that's way more impressive, and uses a ton more in materials.

  • Aww, GW. I'd play space rangers with you.
    I'd take you too the Moon.
    Until you couldn't walk.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I see the middle one is the lucky little bugger who's going to ovulate fertilize.

  • Sebastiann Eleganté Neely


  • Frédéric Purenne

    YUP! My bad, thanks.

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