Inspired by the trailer for the new Zelda game, this is a video of musician Sbeast performing a
sweet bitchin' medley of metal Zelda tunes. There's just something about the music from Zelda games to, I dunno, give you a boner. It's like the music was intentionally composed to make the sweetest, dorkiest love to. You ever made out to the original Zelda overworld theme? It's a transcendental experience. I don't even know what that means but that's how much of an experience it is, it does things to you that I don't even know what are. It's intense. Plus one time my penis shot off and got stuck in the wall.
Keep going for the video, solid Ganon growl at 2:08.
Thanks to Sbeast, who promised to compose me a theme song but not really but please you should.