How Did You Not Die Years Ago?: Man Vapes World's Hottest Chili Pepper, Snorts Some, Rubs Some In His Eye

June 16, 2016


This is a video of vape fanatic and hot chili grower Russel Hawkins deciding to combine his two passions into one huge mistake of a Youtube video. In the video Russel vapes, snorts and rubs some Carolina Reaper chili pepper in his eye. The Carolina Reaper is currently the world's hottest chili pepper, weighing in at up to 2,200,000 Scoville units (Russel says his average 1,500,000). For reference, a Carolina Reaper placed in your anus would immediately melt your intestines right out your butthole. They would just ooze out like squishing Jello between your teeth. Not the prettiest visual, I know, but I want you to understand the importance of not putting any ultra-hot peppers up your rump. Keep it chill with cucumbers and celery, only using blue cheese dressing sparingly. So yeah, anyways this guy is probably dead now but it was nice of whoever found the video to upload it to Youtube for us. There's no doubt in my mind it's what he would have wanted.

Keep going for the video, which should start at 4:20. Feel free to watch from the beginning if you're into watching crazy people talk though.

Thanks to hairless, who's convinced there is such a thing as being so stupid you're immortal.

  • shashi

    crazy drunk pedestrian

  • reader

    I would worry about chemical pneumonitis

  • Chewbakka™

    I liked him better in Pale Rider and Happy Gilmore. This indy film thing doesn't fit his style.

  • Bling Nye

    I'm more impressed it wasn't a shit hole trailer/mobile home he stumbled out of.

  • Sabocat!

    I think its more of a man shed. A building his family lets him make is own to stay out of their hair.

  • Bling Nye

    A wild Sabocat appears! Miss you on DotD.

  • Rub

    Wuss doesn't even eat it, thus avoiding the 4th surprise of passing it

  • vera4576

    I am earning about six to eight thousand bucks /every month for freelancing at home. If you are ready to do easy computer-based jobs for 2h-5h a day from comfort of your home and make decent payment for doing it... Then this work opportunity is for you...


  • GirlFromSpace

    You're full of shit, Vera.

  • xus

    I know I´m an adult, because I watched the whole video with a fucking big disapproval face.

  • Munihausen

    Go Broncos

  • Jan Bergström

    Once I was cooking some chili pepper. After cutting them I went to pee. I didn't wash my hands before peeing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I bought a bunch of Hungarian Wax peppers which are not as hot as Jalepeno. They're actually pretty tame. But... these ones had an even mix of very hot and pretty mild. I was chopping them up on a plastic cutting board and I noticed after a while that my fingertips were tingling. The pepper juice on the cutting board had a very high concentration of capsaicin oil in it. My wife dared me to lick it. Sure why not? Bad idea. But I don't regret doing it. I'd do it again. My fingertips were burning for days though. I'm afraid to try that with anything spicier though.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    In my life I have suffered so much due to the stupidity of others. It is so gratifying to watch someone suffer due to their own stupidity.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Alternative title: "Desperate White Trash Attempts Suicide in Creative Way"

  • Joe Schmopped

    This man looks like he was the founder of bum fights for a reason. He started snorting pixie sticks at a young age. It's a gateway food.

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