This is a short video of Kiwi the parakeet activating Siri on an iPhone. Kiwi says, "I'm Kiwi, I'm a parakeet. A parakeet. Hey Siri." Then chirps, then clams up and never asks Siri anything, presumably because Kiwi already has all the answers. OMG, tell me how I die.
Hit the jump for the video, which you can stop watching after twenty seconds because it's very anticlimactic.