"Hey Bear": Man Calmly Asks Bear To Leave His Dumpster

June 23, 2016

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Because some people's balls are bigger than others, this is a video from Steamboat Springs, Colorado of a man calmly asking a large brown bear to exit his dumpster and be on its way. I like how the bear pretends like he's not in there at first. You might be knocking, but nobody's home! Also, how are we supposed to know that the three bears didn't fall on hard times after Goldilocks left and this is their home now? That makes me sad to think about. Maybe they could team up with one of the three little pigs and at least build a place out of sticks or something. You know, do a little bartering, make a TRADE. Then you can spend all your pig money on slop and chasing curly tails and it won't matter if you built your house out of toothpicks or playing cards because that wolf is dead.

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