Game Of Thrones House Sigil Cookie Cutters

June 30, 2016


These are the Game Of Thrones house sigil cookie cutters available from (you probably guessed it!) ThinkGeek. The $15 set includes Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Stark, Targaryen, and Tyrell and is perfect for people who want to make cookies that look like Game Of Thrones house sigils but will turn out looking like shitty lumps because that is way too much detail for anything but the lamest of sugar cookies. If you can't put chocolate or butterscotch chips or peanut butter or caramel or coconut in a cookie it isn't worth eating. Keep going for two more shots, one of some cookies cut but not baked, and one of the cookies baked but expertly decorated so you can't even see what's underneath. How convenient.

Hit the jump for the other shots.



Thanks to carey, who agrees the best cookies aren't cookies at all, they're cakes with donuts and candy bars on top.

  • StarChucker

    I don't know why posts about cookie cutters always show the final product as done by a fucking artist. There's NO WAY my cookies would turn out even remotely that good. People would be like; "Is this a Stark cookie or... ?" I'd tell them I only know ONE cookie, who lives in the North, whose name is CHOCOLATE CHIP!

    Also, why is there no House Bolton sigil? Or house Mormont - fuck, that would be a delightfully under estimated cookie, wouldn't it? Damn.. Each cookie would have the calories of 10 regular cookies!

  • Shanker

    Greyjoy sigil looks like the female reproductive organs in an anatomy textbook...or it's just been a REALLY long time since I've had sex

  • Slappy McBoaterstein

    That is absolutely the first thing that I saw/thought as well. Maybe that's a shout out to the female led rebellion and the fact that Theon has no balls.

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