Finally, A Set Of Silent Squishy Dice For Tabletop Gaming

June 8, 2016


So, it's late Friday night and you and your friends are balls deep in a game of Dungeons & Dragons, and what happens? Exactly, your mom comes downstairs to tell you the sound of the dice on the dining room table is keeping her up. Enter this set of seven 2-inch squishy gaming dice. Each $20 set comes with a d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and percentile (a 0-9 d10). Now you can continue playing knowing you won't wake up your mom and dad. I mean, provided you can keep Mark from yelling, 'MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE!' every f***ing turn. I told you to keep the Mountain Dew away from him after 7PM, that dude's like a Gremlin.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to carey, who always purposefully rolls dice on the floor to annoy her fellow players. I do that too. Plus bite their ankles when I'm under the table picking them up.

  • broctune

    I've seen these before, and (nerd alert!) haven't gotten them because they don't have the standard number array on them. The "20" face should share sides with the 8, 14 and 2, not the 18. Picky, I know.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I would have maybe considered it if they were smaller.

  • MustacheHam

    Oh good, this means I can return my novelty fuzzy dice to my rear-view mirror.

  • StarChucker

    Finally, someone thought to make dice out of stress-relieving squeeze balls. So, those super tense rolls won't raise my blood pressure any more because I will just squeeze the dice and relax. I hope I don't get so relaxed I wet myself... again.

  • asdfadfs

    the d20 squeeze-ball-of-rage should be covered in ones

  • KaPOW

    The people I used to game with would almost certainly turn these into projectiles.

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