Dear God: SweePee Rambo, The New World's Ugliest Dog

June 28, 2016


Meet SweePee Rambo, the new world's ugliest dog according to the 28th annual World's Ugliest Dog Competition held at the Sonoma-Marin County Fair in Petaluma, California. My God is she ugly. So ugly she's kinda cute in an ultra super ugly way. Although I assume there are actually uglier dogs in the world that just couldn't justify an expensive trip to Petaluma, California to be paraded around in the hideous beast competition.

Her ugliness has never held her back, though. SweePee's proud owner, Jason Wurtz, has taken her to work with him every day for the last 17 years. (That's commitment!).

"I've had girlfriends over the years and they were jealous of her and like I told them, she was here when you came and she'll be here when you leave, that's the best friend I have," Wurtz told TODAY.

SweePee is a blind, 17-year old, 4-pound Chinese Crested dog that looks more like an undead warlock than most of the actual undead warlocks I know. And I know a lot. So many we qualify for group discounts on robes and staffs. Getting involved in the dark arts is a slippery slope. *tapping Penis Of Everlasting Pleasure* One not without its perks though.

Thanks to Allyson S, who tried to hold a world's ugliest cat competition but no cats entered because they're all so vain.

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