Gore!: Hydraulic Press Crushing Motorcycle Helmet With Watermelon Head Inside (Plus Bonus Running Engine)

June 3, 2016

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This is a video from The Hydraulic Press Youtube channel of the press crushing a motorcycle helmet with a simulated human head inside (technically a watermelon with sculpting clay eyeballs). It is probably the best crush they've done so far. The video starts with crushing a RUNNING four-stroke engine though, which is also worth a watch but the motorcycle helmet and watermelon head is the real gift to humanity here. Now I'm not saying it's as important as Prometheus giving the gift of fire to humanity, but that's only because you know how I feel about fire. If I were a superhero I would be the Human Torch, and I'd charge people a dollar to light their joints and blunts anywhere they want on me. Except my penis. Penis lights are always free.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to my brother SuperFrank, who should totally invest in a hydraulic press so I can come over and crush things with him. Let's do a human finger! My roommate sleeps really hard.

  • Geekologio

    I just want to know where to buy that big ol barrel of FUCHS! 1:03

  • sandul

    i'm pretty sure most everybody that visits this site has already subbed to hydraulic press channel lol. not any of those other poser hydraulic press channels....

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