Boston Dynamics' Latest Robot Video Dubbed With What The Robot Is Thinking

June 28, 2016

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Note: Tons of f-bombs. As a matter of fact, the robot thinks almost entirely in bad words. Watch at low to moderate volume while yelling 'I hate my job!' so your boss can't hear it.

This is a video of Boston Dynamics' most recent video of their SpotMini quadroped robot dubbed over by Youtuber vagabonds with what the robot is thinking in a Northern English accent. I'm pretty sure this at least serves as some sort of scientific proof that robots are, by nature, angry and destructive. Sure I don't have any sort of college science degree, and I've gotten my penis stuck in more graduated cylinders than I'd like to admit, but that's not the point. The point is-- "You're confusing graduated cylinders for test tubes?" Depends, is there a test tube that could hold all the water in the ocean? "Right." Fine, but it's at least a moderate-size city water tower. "Mhmm." Okay okay -- how about one of those big vats in Walter White's meth lab?

Keep going for the video.


Thanks to DieselNuts, who agrees robots shouldn't even be allowed to think. Or have weapons or legs.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Christ, this was so terrible. These uncreative mush mouths make me hate robots more than any apocalyptic movie ever could.

    To hell with an uprising, we need to stop the advancement of robotics so these idiots don't make any more videos.

  • The last 8 seconds were good... the rest were kind meh.

  • SyntheticMode

    if only they could have been more creative than saying 'fuck' every other word...it might be funny...this is just meh.

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