This a timelapse video of a treehouse being professionally built by people who clearly know what they're doing and not my uncle who has never built a treehouse that hasn't fallen out of the tree and seriously injured children. The bones in my left arm healed crooked. "But now you can scratch any part of your back." Thanks, Uncle Drew. Man, what I wouldn't give for a bitchin' treehouse of my own. Just hanging out in nature all day, watching the wildlife, peeing wherever I want without people yelling or chasing me. Sounds like the life, doesn't it? Are you a rich king and want to make this happen for me? Please say yes. "Yes." OH THANK GOD. "Just kidding." Damn. *produces knife from boot* Then I guess you won't have a kingdom to miss you when you're gone.
Keep going for the video then let's buy some land in Puerto Rico and build a treehouse community.
Thanks to Landon, who wants a whole Ewok village of treehouses connected by rope bridges and fireman's poles and slides. Yeah, who doesn't?