Auctioneer Beats: Cattle Auctioneers Get Rap Beats Added To Their Quick-Talking

June 29, 2016


Vine user Auctioneer Beats adds rap beats to short Vine videos of livestock auctioneers doing their thing. It's pretty incredible and I'm more than a lot ashamed that I didn't think of this first because then I could die knowing I actually made the world a better place, no matter in how small a way even though this is very clearly a big way. Somebody get whoever is making these things a Nobel peace prize or one of those genius grants or something, shit. *puts detective pipe in mouth, does some internet sleuthing* Okay well it appears at least one person came up with this same idea over two years ago. You know what that means, don't you? "They stole the idea?" Yep, that or time travel is possible and people are using it to go back and make Youtube videos. Or maybe two people came up with the same idea independently but that's just what people say when they steal other people's ideas everybody knows that.

Keep going for a video compilation of the raps, I think the guys at 0:21 and 0:48 are my favorites.

Thanks to Marc, who agrees there should be way more livestock auction based hip-hop music videos.

  • R.I.P. Vine.
    Still don't understand the audacity of Twitter. .

  • Kyu Tracks

    Haha really funny! Would have been nice if they used my rap beats!

  • HugoSon

    Thuggish Ruggish Bone!

  • whacko

    This is way more entertaining than it should be.

  • StarChucker

    Yeah, I let it loop over and over while I checked my email this morning.

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