This is a short video of the Licki Brush, an allegedly real coming-to-Kickstarter-soon product made for grooming your cat the way they like best: by licking. The brush consists of a mouthpiece to bite on and a giant tongue with spiky bristles for brushing and massaging your cat. Is it actually a real product? I can't imagine it is, but I don't know -- people are so weird and come up with such terrible ideas that maybe it is. Of course if you're brave enough you don't need any extra equipment to lick a cat, just go for it. What's the worst that could happen? "Hairballs." That's not so bad. "Worms." Haha, I've had worms before. "Maybe you should stop licking cats." Maybe strays should stop getting worms all the time.
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Thanks to carey, who grooms her cat with a spaghetti spoon and I am never coming over for dinner again.