This is a video of some kid (who's clearly Joe Popular) participating in his high school's senior talent show. His talent? Flipping a plastic bottle of water and getting it to land standing. And that's what he does. Then the entire crowd explodes like it's the most amazing thing they've ever seen and they've never heard of Youtube. Man, it's scary to think these kids are our future. When I participated in my high school talent show I beer-bonged a half gallon of milk and six raw eggs without stopping. Now that's real talent. What have our youth become?
Hit the jump for the video of what has to be one of the whitest talent shows in history.
Thanks to Marcus O, who made the whole audience disappear for his senior talent show by coordinating a series of stink bomb blasts hidden under the auditorium's seats.