Woopsie: Congressional Candidate Shares Facebook Screenshot With P0rn Tabs Visible

May 17, 2016


Note: Larger version of the whole post on Facebook HERE.

Mike Webb, a Congressional Candidate in Virginia's 8th District, posted this screenshot to Facebook with two p0rn tabs clearly visible. The tabs in question (Layla Rivera Tight Body and Ivone Sexy Amateur) are in fact p0rno videos, which I verified after turning my Wi-Fi off and using my phone's data plan so I don't get fired. I take my journalistic integrity seriously. Was this screenshot taken at home or the office? Because that would affect my voting decision. Also, somebody should probably be calling Olivia Pope right now to get this handled.

In his latest post, Webb says, "Lessons affirmed today include that we do expect our leaders to be examples of our highest ideals, but also, as we have seen for almost a year in non-traditional length posts, people are interested and motivated by truth and substance, not flash or even scandal."

He then notes his social media growth -- 25% growth in Facebook page likes in just one day! -- and adds, "Perhaps, what does not kill you does make you stronger."

Gawker has a whole long piece about the incident including Mike's nonsensical ramblings afterwards about how he might have gotten a virus while researching p0rn viruses that could crash the Federal Election Commission app or something -- I dunno, it makes my ramblings sound like reciting the ABC's. Also, I'm glad Mike is turning this into a positive. If I've learned anything from watching Scandal, that's what you have to do. Plus constantly drink $6,500 bottles of wine and make love to the president. MUST BE NICE.

Thanks to gregory, n0nentity and Ash, who are convinced this was a tactical decision, albeit a bad one.

  • Dani

    What a time to be alive! Congressman sharing his porn choice with the electorate!

  • The Chadwick

    I had to google the two porn's he was watching. They were both meh, kinda tame by my standards. The stuff I watch...forgetabouit.

  • Bubbubsky

    Here's an idea: just own up to it, admit you're a human being, and people will generally not look at you unfavorably. If they decide not to vote for you because of this, then they're complete morons anyway.

  • The_Wretched

    He's a conservative republican. They aren't supposed to publicly admit anyone likes sex.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Yes, that's also the reason porn tabs show up on my computer. Research.

    "Those porn viruses are dangerous!!! Opening up specific videos in new tabs—how dare you porn viruses?! Now I have to open up a few more tabs and keep browsing..."

  • No way. Politicians like porn too? This guy and I already have one thing in common. I'd vote for him if I could.

  • CarrieGoodrow

    "it was that time when i lost my job and was very desperate"...jr762 until i started with my PC and earning 86 d/hr ... last month little over 27 k ,,,, my monthly income ...
    Learn More

  • GirlFromSpace

    I'm gettin real tired of your shit.

  • Xockszky

    "oooh, I got a virus!", like how that other politician said the massive amount of porn on his computer was because he accidentally typed in "F***book" instead of "Facebook" one time (and I checked; the front page for that website has nothing you wouldn't see on evening TV.)

  • GeneralDisorder

    "Accidentally"... In my opinion being a human with urges makes someone more electable. I don't give a crap what the moral majority thinks. It's refreshing to see people of upper class acknowledging that lower class people exist. No, I'm not voting for Trump. But I would surely vote for the sleaziest looking candidate out of principle that rich uppity drunks aren't better than any of us lower class uppity drunks. And we lower class uppity drunks aren't any better than the homeless guy competing in unlicensed no-holds-barred fights to the death just for a bottle of booze and bragging rights.

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