Who Will Win?: 1.2 Carat Diamond Vs Hydraulic Press

May 17, 2016

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This is a video from the Hydraulic Press Channel of a 1.2 carat diamond trying its Mohs scale of mineral hardest to withstand the incredible pressure of the press. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: Shatters like an enemy after Sub Zero freezes and uppercuts them. I'm telling you, we should start our own burn/melt/crush/break/smash/dry-hump Youtube channel and get some of the money these people are making. With the success of these kinds of channels we're bound to be able to earn enough to at least afford a camera so our videos aren't just a black screen and commentary for the first couple months. Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, did you see that?! No? That's why you should subscribe and keep watching out videos so we can buy a camera. Obviously, you and I will spend that camera money on a stunt car and try to jump the Grand Canyon. "Wait -- you didn't build a ramp?" Ran out of money. Besides, according to my calculations if we go fast enough we should actually fly. "This is just a doodle of a car flying! I'm not doing this. I want out. Wait -- why won't my seat belt unbuckle?!" *winks, stomps gas* To infinity and beyoooooond!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Luc, who tried to tell me he's done so many squats he can squeeze a piece of coal into a diamond between his buttcheeks. Now that's a money-making Youtube channel idea right there.

  • iofo61

    This would be a perfect service for men to get revenge on a cheating fiancée/wife.
    "Was he worth it?!" CRUNCH!

  • GreyMatter

    Well that was flawed!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Stupid Harry Potter. Destroying Horcruxes is WAY easier than he made it look in the movies....

  • dougfunnay

    he has another video where he tries to burn the broken pieces

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's carbon. It would probably burn in an oxygen rich environment.

  • Andrew Newton

    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I HAD TO HAVE THIS MADE

    http://gph.is/1TWeBVz

  • Andrew Newton

    @1:48 dat maniacal female laugh

  • Jan Bergström

    Malicious, I'd say.

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