What Have We Become?: Painted Nose Twerking Video

May 25, 2016

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Please sneeze.

Because God must be so proud of us now (extinct us like the dinosaurs, just do it, please), this is a video of a woman with a little naked lady painted on her nose making her twerk by poking her butt around with her finger. Apparently this is a thing, and if you search Youtube (which I can't recommend) there are a bunch of these kinds of videos. In related news, when is the next SpaceX rocket launch and how tight is security?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Douglass, who inspired me to draw a penis on my nose and make it swing around like a helicopter. I've never had so much fun in the bathroom mirror!

  • Martin White

    Dat nose :D

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • IronMant

    Is that Hillary?

  • Non hillary version from last week: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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  • Madgame

    What a total brown-noser

  • TheQiwiMan
  • The_Wretched

    I hope she drew that on with sharpie brand immovable ink. Also, anatomically, the orifices are oddly placed. I would get confused and use the wrong one by accident.

  • RiotDemon

    Sharpie is actually pretty easy to remove from skin. Acetone (nail polish remover) takes it right off.

  • The_Wretched

    You mean I didn't have to go to work with THAT drawn on my forhead? I spent the day telling everyone that my hat was a fashion statement!

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