Because God must be so proud of us now (extinct us like the dinosaurs, just do it, please), this is a video of a woman with a little naked lady painted on her nose making her twerk by poking her butt around with her finger. Apparently this is a thing, and if you search Youtube (which I can't recommend) there are a bunch of these kinds of videos. In related news, when is the next SpaceX rocket launch and how tight is security?
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Douglass, who inspired me to draw a penis on my nose and make it swing around like a helicopter. I've never had so much fun in the bathroom mirror!