This is a short video of BB-8 from The Force Awakens edited by Youtuber Brian Elder with Windows XP sound effects to imagine what he would sound like if he ran on such a sweet ass operating system. He really doesn't sound that bad except for a couple of the effects. Personally, if I had a BB-8 droid I don't care what he sounds like, I'd just be stoked to have a cool droid friend. He could sound like a thousand babies crying and I'd be fine with it just as soon as I sawed his head open and ripped his sound module out. Then if I didn't brain damage him too badly I'd teach him how to write with a stick in the sand and we'd be best friends forever.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to LaserLance, who wants a droid that can run entirely off nothing but a blue screen of death.