What A Little Jerk!: Monkey Steals Food From Sloth, Sloth Too Slow To Do Anything About It

May 12, 2016

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This is a very short video from the Sóstó Zoo in Hungary of a little squirrel monkey stealing a piece of food right out of a sloth's hand, who is far too slow to do anything about it but make an angry face. That poor sloth. Who goes around stealing people's food? "Says the guy who just ate the other half of somebody's sub from the break-room fridge." What? That was mine! I just don't remember buying it or eating the first half.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to DieselNuts, who never thought you could hate a monkey so much until now.

  • jaime_arg

    I knew this was going to be sad but I clicked anyway because I'm masochistic.

  • Gio_2015

    I can't believe how a five second video made me so sad... Enough of this-- back to my work.

  • Fate Jacket X

    GOOOOOD...DAAAAAAMN....YOUUUUUU....SON...OF...A...BIIIIIIITCH.....

  • Georgia

    Can somebody please make a GIF of this? I want to use it EVERYWHERE.

  • Konstantin

    This is the meanest thing I've ever seen one animal do to another. Not the worst, by far, but definitely the meanest.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Ducks and dolphins are notoriously rapey. Swans are real fucking jerks. Birds in general suck at being bros toward anything that isn't their own species.

  • You are just all peaches and rainbows.

  • Deksam

    4 of 7 deadly sins are displayed here: The monkey committed #5.Pride #1.Envy #2.Gluttony. But the worst is being the #6.Sloth.

  • On a scale of best to worst, based on the degree and length to which a sin has been committed, this sloth joke is unforgivable by God.

  • Jenness

    I don't think there is a scale of best to worse - and all are forgivable by God in the Bible; one is not worse than another - only the degree and length to which the sin is committed

  • Georgia

    You're so wrong, my friend. The Seven Deadly Sins, a medieval construct used in morality plays, actually ARE ordered according to--and this is true--which are the greatest sins against LOVE. I kid you not.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I'm still amazed pandas and sloths survive in the wild.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Fucking koalas... 0 intelligence, they eat toxic leaves with almost no calories in them, they're probably the dumbest mammals on the planet, they're not cute (I'll cut anyone who says otherwise!!), and make so little sense from an evolutionary standpoint it's a miracle they weren't wiped out by their own ineptitude. Or a eucalyptus blight.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Intelligence has nothing to do with survival, at least Koalas can defend themselves. (quite aggressively at that) Pandas barely even mate together in the wild and when they do they fail at it when they try!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    They are specialized in eating low nutrient food so they are very economic. As a strategy this worked ok until humans developed a civilization.

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