Well Hello There: 80-Year Old Grandma Gets Radical Transformation With Contouring Makeup

May 9, 2016

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These are several Instagram posts of 80-year old grandma Livia. Livia's grandaughter Tea Flego is a makeup artist and decided to use contouring techniques to make her grandma the most glam-faced octogenarian at the nursing home. And it looks like it worked too, I bet requests for those blue boner pills are through the roof at Shady Pines. Me? I like the green ones. "Those are muscle relaxers." Tawka la lsa lwpa apa pa pf saspp

Keep going for a couple more shots of this year's Miss Shady Pines.

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Thanks to Allyson S, who offered to use contouring techniques to give me a makeover but just laughed and said there's no hope and left when she saw me IRL. Really boosted my confidence through the roof.

  • shashi

    ...although there were some who relished a rise in the retirement age

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I'd peel open that grilled cheese sandwich!

  • GeneralDisorder

    She's only 80. I've flirted with worse. Not older. But bar slut.

  • TheQiwiMan

    All make-up is lies, designed to trick a positive response from thousands of years of reproductive evolutionary visual cues for youth and fertility. You see a beautiful woman, I see a lying manipulative whore trying to trick men out of our precious, precious sperm.

    Not a drop for YOU, Grandma!

  • dougfunnay

    not gonna lie i usually take heavy makeup as a sign of a deceptive personality

  • TheQiwiMan

    (or just low self-esteem)

  • yea, you probably shouldn't leave your log cabin in the woods so they don't try and seduce you (and your precious sperm)

  • TheQiwiMan

    You'd think so, right? But they sneak in through my chimney and any open windows! They ALL want some of this sweet, sweet sperm, and will do anything to get it! I feel like Lucky the Leprechaun, unsuccessfully hide me Lucky Charms.... :-(

  • steve holt

    that is quite the makeover

  • FTGT Ron

    So that's how melisandre does it in Game of Thrones. Lord of light my butt....

  • Meh

    To be honest, i much prefer the natural/normal way of looking, the one of the right reminds me of Dahl's Witches. Fucking terrifying.

  • JannaOfTheLeague

    Is that Iggy Azalea?

  • shashi

    little unkind to octogenarians

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