Was Only A Matter Of Time: Pizza Engagement Ring Box

May 10, 2016


This is an engagement ring box made from pizza by Vinnie's Pizzeria in Brooklyn (previously: they're larger pizza box pizza and slices on slices on slices pizza. It is perfect for your pizza loving significant other when you decide to take things to the NEXT LEVEL. What is the next level anyways? I am still on level 1-1 and I only have one man left so it's not looking good for me. "Marriage." Oh, THAT. *suicides last man into pit* I'm committed to being alone. "Or is it nobody wants to date you?" Somebody, anybody, just please swipe right. I just wanna know what it feels like.

Thanks to Tiffany R, who wants to be proposed to with a taco.

  • The only thing I see is the Tom Hanks 'T.HANKS' garbage can.

  • Jenness

    "My wife has gotten so fat" ---- "Dude, you proposed by putting her ring inside an edible tiny pizza box. That's like a prenup telling her to become a whale" ------- " 0.0 Shit, you're right "

  • iofo61

    Dude couldn't even afford one topping. I hope the lucky lady says no and waits for the next guy to propose with a fully-loaded Xtreme Meatza

  • Bling Nye

    Actually, the one he used is ideal. If you're doing a novelty proposal might as well go all out with the extra cheese. Cheesy proposal idea, use the cheesy pizza.

  • Bling Nye

    Nothing says "I do" like pizza grease.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I should have done that instead of putting a bun in the oven and having a shotgun wedding.

  • Jenness


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