This Is An Outrage!: China Bans Erotic Banana Eating Video Streaming

May 12, 2016

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China recently banned the erotic consumption of bananas on the country's live-streaming video sites in an attempt to eradicate "inappropriate and erotic" content that "harms social morality." Wow. If banana-licking is really your concern, I hope you've already gotten rid of literally everything else.

New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating, according to New Express Daily. It's not just fruit that's on their radar though - the paper adds that wearing stockings and suspenders while hosting a live stream is now also forbidden.


And plenty think people will be able to get around the banana ban: "They will all start eating cucumbers, and if that's no good, yams," one user says.

I posted an example video after the jump for educational purposes, which, I'm going to be honest, I was not very impressed by. That lady is seriously one of the worst banana eaters I've ever seen. In the whole minute long video she doesn't even take a single bite. Does she even know how to eat bananas? They're not popsicles, it's not gonna melt in your mouth. What the hell are you waiting for? CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP IT LIKE AN ALLIGATOR.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to n0nentity, who live-streams himself erotically eating hard shell tacos and making a mess. My my!

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