This Is An Outrage!: China Bans Erotic Banana Eating Video Streaming

May 12, 2016


China recently banned the erotic consumption of bananas on the country's live-streaming video sites in an attempt to eradicate "inappropriate and erotic" content that "harms social morality." Wow. If banana-licking is really your concern, I hope you've already gotten rid of literally everything else.

New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating, according to New Express Daily. It's not just fruit that's on their radar though - the paper adds that wearing stockings and suspenders while hosting a live stream is now also forbidden.

And plenty think people will be able to get around the banana ban: "They will all start eating cucumbers, and if that's no good, yams," one user says.

I posted an example video after the jump for educational purposes, which, I'm going to be honest, I was not very impressed by. That lady is seriously one of the worst banana eaters I've ever seen. In the whole minute long video she doesn't even take a single bite. Does she even know how to eat bananas? They're not popsicles, it's not gonna melt in your mouth. What the hell are you waiting for? CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP IT LIKE AN ALLIGATOR.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to n0nentity, who live-streams himself erotically eating hard shell tacos and making a mess. My my!

    (Actually, I can think of better things to do with a banana.)

  • The Chadwick

    Bahahahahaha. Even the bananas are smaller in China.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    Shockingly un-erotic.

  • Waiting for Atheist Girl's thoughts on this....

  • GeneralDisorder

    You know that feeling you get when you learn that something is your fetish...

  • Meh

    Riiight, cause this is making me so horny!

  • TheQiwiMan

    An ex-girlfriend of mine told me she read about a woman deep-throat-ing a banana in a book she was reading, so she tried it and almost suffocated to death.

    True story.

  • Your ex girlfriend deepthroated a banana because of a book and nearly killed herself? That really does not seem like a true story.

  • iofo61

    Toxic chemicals in food products is okay, but God forbid a girl gobbles a banana in a video.


  • Andyman7714

    That has to be either the worst banana eating or the worst blow job demo. I think I would actually tap her on the shoulder and ask if she was done yet.

  • palpable ovaltine

    Not to start a conversation on stereotypes or anything, but she chose a very small banana for this video.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Well, bananas are tropical fruits. China is known for long noodles I think... And Japan for large radish...

  • Are we still talking about dicks? If so, I'm super confused.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I thought we were talking about food. You are the first one to mention dicks... But China does have dicks restaurant so it sort of fit. http://www.timetravelturtle...

  • Jenness

    Because she's a delicate shy flower and 'classy'

  • FearlessFarris

    As reinforced by the cat ears.

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