The Most Important Meal Of The Day: Guy Eats 3 Pounds Of Cinnamon Toast Crunch And Gallon Of Milk In 17-Min

May 26, 2016

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Because some people believe that breakfast is such the most important meal of the day that it should be the only meal of the day, this is a video of competitive eater Matt Stonie (great competitive eater name) eating three pounds of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a gallon of milk in 17-minutes. For reference, I could do twice that in half the amount of time because that's how much I love cereal. "Then why don't you marry it?" You think I haven't tried? A box of Lucky Charms and I were *this close* to tying the knot when the marriage license lady at the courthouse had security come escort me out as a crazy person. It worked out for the best thought because later that week I found out my box of love was two-timing me with my roommate and giving him all her marshmallow bits! Obviously my roommate is dead now, and I've moved on to a box of Raisin Nut Bran I met at Food 4 Less. We're taking it slow, we're not even past her expiration date yet.

Keep going for the video, then lets try the same thing this weekend with Cap'n Crunch and destroy the roofs of our mouths.

Thanks again to DieselNuts, who agrees the most important meal of the day is eaten when you sleepily wander into the kitchen at 3AM and is usually a spoonful of peanut butter and some chocolate milk.

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