Thanks, Internet: Cat Wearing A Hat Eating A Cake

May 11, 2016

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These are a handful of pictures of a cat wearing a hat eating a little cake. Unfortunately, there isn't much more information about just what the hell is going on here. Is that a regular cake? Is it a special tuna flavored cat cake? How is that hat staying on? Is it the cat's birthday? I bet it's the cat's birthday. It's sad to think there are cats out there having nicer birthdays than I've ever had. You know what kind of cake I had for my last birthday? A $3.29 bran muffin. I bought it for myself from a coffee shop when I realized nobody was coming to my party at the skating rink. A bran muffin is worse than no cake at all, especially when you accidentally overdraft your bank account to pay for it. And I consider that was one of my better recent birthdays.

Keep going for several more shots of Miss Icing Face.

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Thanks to Elizabeth, who agrees there's probably a market for specialty cat and dog birthday cakes if somebody isn't already on that.

  • happy birthday, cat. You've given me a reason to not blow my brains out for another day

  • For me it, battle bots season 2 next month. We all got our thing.

  • Who doesn't love a sticky, icing covered pussy?

  • Bling Nye
  • Dexter Morgan

    Nasty.

  • Jenness

    I can't wait for the PETA police to freak out about the 'forced' costume and unhealthy sugary dessert choice which promotes obesity in cats.

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Cats are the assholes of the animal kingdom even PETA hates them

  • GeneralDisorder

    Sugar is really bad for cats. They can't taste it yet they get addicted to it.

    My first pet was a beautiful Tuxedo cat named Mittens. She loved cakes and pastries and ended up dying of kidney failure in part because of her sweet tooth.

  • Jenness

    hahahahahahahaha good one. This would be a great movie....cat addict - codependent enabling owner - the shame of putting on the scarf so the cat won't scratch your face up and going to Krispy Kreme, hands bundled up so people won't see the scars, crying as you order because you are in the vicious cycle of enabling your diseased cat - then the sugar high...the loving of the cat - things will be ok you tell yourself......but no...they are not ok.....it's back to the bakery with you....Mittens needs her muffin....do you want her to suffer??? meoooowwwwwwwww!!!! OMG hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

  • The_Wretched

    That open mouth pic is a little scary.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Yeah... Yeah, it is, jeebus!

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