Squad Goals: Group Of Teens Color-Coordinated Their Superhero Prom Outfits

May 5, 2016


This is a group of teens from the Subiaco Academy in Arkansas who color-coordinated their superhero prom outfits with their dates. You think they fought over who got to be Batman? Because I would have. I am not going to prom as Green Lantern. I would go to prom WITH Green Lantern, but only if he buys me the most expensive corsage at the florist. I want everyone to know my date isn't cheap. Man, when I went to prom in high school I bought my girlfriend the biggest corsage there was and it like, went all the way up her arm to her elbow. I was so stupid back then. "Still are." You're my best friend, you know that? Come get a hug from my ninja sword.

Keep going for one more shot where they've added three more couples who obviously aren't part of the main squad.


Thanks to Allyson S, who knows I actually went to prom stag because the three girls I asked all turned me down. I wasted so much money on roses.

  • Shwinkies

    All I see is "Look our parents are rich".

  • Forblat

    ...by Arkansan standards

  • Guesticle

    ok. now do them

  • TheQiwiMan

    DC and Marvel can't intermingle.... miscegenation! Gotta keep the bloodlines pure!

  • Munihausen

    I bet Flash got laid

  • Shwinkies

    I agree, that chick looks like she'd fuck anything.

  • Hazakabammer

    But didn't last long.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Why is the albino bat man? That makes no sense.

  • Andrew Newton

    Justice League Prom: The Whitest Whitening

  • CoasterFan

    Are we supposed to believe that those geeks got those hotties to agree to go to the prom with them AND agree to match dresses to superhero themed tuxs?

  • Apok

    women are wise to the dumb jock, no job after high school, live in ur mom's basement future that trolls like you offer them.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think you might be on a watchlist for calling those girls hotties.

  • shashi
  • Bling Nye

    Your "geeks" of yesterday are not the same as the "geeks" of today.

    It's cool to be into "geeky" stuff now.

  • Andrew Newton

    naw, they're pretty much the same. They get excited for, and somehow take pride in, movies they didn't write, cast, direct, shoot, edit, produce; comics they didn't write, draw, ink or color; video games they didn't design, code, produce; etc; etc; etc. The only change is simply cosmetic and size of the fan base.

  • dgator86

    You mad bro?

  • Andrew Newton

    u decade old meme bro?

  • dgator86

    So that's a yes then.

  • Andrew Newton

    OH SHIT- HEY EVERYONE - check out this sick burn I got from a dude whose humor consists of something you can buy on a t-shirt, on clearance, at wal-mart!

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