This is an ultra-high def video (make sure to crank up the HD or it'll just look like Technicolor snow) of Japan's Robot Restaurant, which puts on some sort of seizure-inducing robot parade while patrons eat. Definitely not the place to go if you're looking for a nice relaxing dinner. Personally, when I dine I like to be ULTRA relaxed. Know what I'm saying? "You like to eat in bed." My bedside table isn't a mini-fridge for no reason.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to powerless, who sounds fairly easy to beat in an arm-wrestling match.