Two corn posts in a row, what are the chances?! That also makes three in a day! These are crazy times we live in. These are the M-16 corn cob holders that are a real product that exists because I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I'm not even sure I want to live on any planet. I think I want to live in a star. Right in the middle where it's warmest, that way I save on heating in the winter because I don't understand how winter works. Honestly I might not even call the gas company to start service. Now I want some Alabama barbecue with that white barbecue sauce that's really just mayo and vinegar. Did my heart just stop? Can you check for me? Put your head on my chest. Hear anything? Maybe lick my nipple a little.
Thanks to DieselNuts, who's really hoping for some bachelorette party corn cob holders shaped like little penises.