My Dog Demands It: Custom Made Dog Battle Armor

May 10, 2016


Because cats already have 3-D printed, leather and metal armor available, this is an example of the aluminum battle armor Etsy shop Lebovskiart makes for dogs. This particular armor was made for a 20kg (~45-pound) dog, but they will make custom armor for any size dog (starting around $365), and, if you ask really nice, maybe even a small pig. Not a duck though, I already emailed to check for you. It's crazy how well I can predict your needs. That's why I think I'd make such a great personal assistant. You do have a duck, don't you? "No." I quit. When I was in college I lived in an apartment complex that had a little pond in the middle and there was this duck and goose that were best friends and always hung out together. They were never NOT together. On weekends we'd set up folding chairs in the parking lot and drink beer and watch them for hours. Those were the days. These days? The end times. Seriously, just watch the news, any of it. It looks like God's little experiment is coming to an end.

Keep going for a couple more shots while I ready my catapult.




Thanks to hairless, who agrees there should be a day at the dog park where everybody dresses their dogs up in battle armor and build little cardboard castles and take pictures.

  • Alejandro Pollo

    is it for sale

  • Hyle Owens

    Fus Ro Dog?

  • RiotDemon

    /goes to collect cardboard pieces to make castles and armor for her dog.

  • Jenness

    I want videos. I have a feeling that seeing the dogs go ape shit trying to get out of this is hilarious. They are so cool - I would get one but my dog would chew on the bone tusks and turn into a psycho berserker.

  • TheQiwiMan

    LOL awesome

  • Meh

    Make one for my awesome cats and i'm game.

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