Magic In The Water: Giant Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float

May 4, 2016


This is the Giant Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float available soon from Perpetual Kid for $100. It's a pool float that looks like a unicorn. A fat unicorn. Damn, Uni -- you need to lay off the whatever the hell unicorns eat! What do unicorns eat anyways? MAGIC BERRIES PERHAPS?! I have no clue. Maybe just regular grass. Although you don't shit rainbows after eating regular grass, trust me. I did what I had to do to survive.

Keep going for a shot of a woman wearing the float like a hat in case that might affect your purchase decision.


Thanks to Dave, who taught me if you swallow rocks you can trick your stomach into thinking it's full.

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