Mad Skills: Street Performer Plays Drums By Throwing And Catching The Mallets He's Juggling At Them

May 10, 2016


This is a video of an unknown street performer in Zaragoza, Spain playing the drums by throwing the rubber mallets he's juggling at them, and catching them when they return. I was impressed. The street performer that's always on the corner outside my apartment building? Not impressive at all. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to play the trumpet but if you give him a dollar he'll stop for exactly five minutes, which is usually long enough for my Uber or Lyft to arrive so I don't have a headache when I get wherever I'm going. He sounds like a really loud cat dying. Like a lion. One time I threw him $2 from my bedroom window just so my girlfriend and I wouldn't have to sex to the sound and she told me to give him at least $4 even though I knew $2 was already one too many. Who said being the world's greatest lover isn't a speed competition?

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to MilkyWay, either the galaxy or the candy bar, I'm not sure. I'm hoping the galaxy though because I don't like the candy bars. Too much nougat.

  • Wilf Smith

    I get the feeling the end of the world is nigh. It's like the world has run out of ordinary ideas and is now clear into jump the shark territory of random dudes throwing things at drums as entertainment to passers by that are buying crap they probably don't need.

    We're so far away from hunting on the plains for the next meal.

    The script writers are out of ideas.

    We're done. Our series is about to be canned.

  • He dropped them, rubbish.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Humans are awesome.

  • Those shoes though.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    This makes me think of a chilled out groove in any RPG. Quite nice.

  • Bling Nye

    I actually found that reeeeally boring as far as street drumming goes.... The beat is so....... effin'....... slllooooow.

    Speed that shit up or set something on fire.

    Maybe both.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Damn. Lay off the caffeine. And cocaine.

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