This is a video of an unknown street performer in Zaragoza, Spain playing the drums by throwing the rubber mallets he's juggling at them, and catching them when they return. I was impressed. The street performer that's always on the corner outside my apartment building? Not impressive at all. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to play the trumpet but if you give him a dollar he'll stop for exactly five minutes, which is usually long enough for my Uber or Lyft to arrive so I don't have a headache when I get wherever I'm going. He sounds like a really loud cat dying. Like a lion. One time I threw him $2 from my bedroom window just so my girlfriend and I wouldn't have to sex to the sound and she told me to give him at least $4 even though I knew $2 was already one too many. Who said being the world's greatest lover isn't a speed competition?
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to MilkyWay, either the galaxy or the candy bar, I'm not sure. I'm hoping the galaxy though because I don't like the candy bars. Too much nougat.