Join My Band?: Guitarist Plays A Piece Of Every Metallica Song, In Order, In Four Minutes

May 17, 2016


This is a video of guitarist Rob Scallon (previously: his one-string electric garden shovel) performing a riff from every Metallica song, in chronological album order, in four minutes. That was impressive. You think he has the whole thing memorized or you think he has a cheat sheet in front of him? Because I could not have done that without a cheat sheet. Or graduated high school. Just kidding, I never cheated in high school. I always prided myself that if I was going to fail, I was going to fail with flying colors. And boy did those colors fly, the sky was just rainbows as far as the eye could see.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to TONY, who remembers the Metallica vs. Napster case like it was yesterday. It wasn't though, it was in 2000. Have you been frozen in ice or something?

  • Keyzo Gakiya

    That is an impressive display of skill but why does he have three computer mouses? I'm confused

  • The_Wretched

    He hid the other two monitors / computers.

  • Jason Kupski

    The video can be stopped at 1:56, like Metallica's music. Then it could be Every Good Metallica song in 2 minutes

  • Paul

    If nothing else matters...

  • PUNX

    Never liked Sucktallica, didn't like this.

  • Ok now do Slayer you pussy.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I got bored and lost interest about a minute in.

    (If I had a nickle for every time I heard that ...)

  • GeneralDisorder

    I made it to 2:24 then wanted to hear some actual Metal. I went to iHeart and played Monster Magnet instead. I regret nothing.

    Edit: I'm pretty sure Monster Magnet isn't metal at all. Rock yes.

  • Jeedai Infidel

    You know, I often ask myself, "Self, do you feel like listening to every Metallica song from every album, but only have four minutes before moving on to the next unimportant task?". The answer is usually "Tough shit!", but it appears I suddenly have more options.

  • Jay Koski

    Sounds like I'm skipping through my library.

  • GeneralDisorder

    There's a cure for liking Metallica. Actually probably more than one cure. Technically speaking death cures all.

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