Is There A Such Thing As Slimeys?: Snail Shell Helmet

May 16, 2016


You know, like furries except slimey? I was going to Google it before I decided to not go down that rabbit hole. This is one of the $110 Snail Shell Helmets sold by Etsy shop HighNoonCreations. Each helmet is handmade and painted to order, but, unfortunately, does not include the snail tentacles. That is kind of a deal-breaker for me. If I'm spending $110 on a snail helmet I want tentacles. Mostly because I'm not sure where the hell else to buy them since the snail tentacle store in my neighborhood closed years ago. Maybe melt a couple dildos on the stove?

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Rebecca, who wonders what you're supposed to do with the rest of your body if your head decides to cosplay as a snail by itself.

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