This is the $500 Bunyanesque Hammock available from (where else?) Hammacher Schlemmer. It measures 8-feet by 15-feet and can support a whole bunch of kids or up to five 200-pound adults. Apparently it was named after Paul Bunyan because he was a big dude. I'm also a big dude but they didn't name the hammock after me because I didn't put my name in the hat. I did put my name in the Goblet Of Fire but Dumbledore disqualified me because he said I'm too stupid to wizard. I tugged on his beard and it's real though.
Thanks to Allyson S, who won the Triwizard tournament her senior year and has the eternal glory to prove it.